UFT founder George Altomare, who died in August 2023, is greeted by fellow UFT members in heaven.

After Florida’s Department of Education informed the College Board that its Advanced Placement course in African American studies would be banned in Florida schools, the College Board removed some topics and modern Black thinkers from the curriculum.

"Dear Santa, Please keep Success Academy out of our building. We need the space for us! Thank you, Jada, MS 318"

"Since you can't afford our pills, I dug this up for you."

"So what did you learn on the first day of school?"

"Your EKG is great, blood pressure is down, pulse is strong — either you've quit your teaching job or the school year is almost over."